the bakery of promises...  

Posted by mathieu


well, if you want to find the bakery, you will need to go to the nearest Maya temple, sacrifice 20 virgins and ask for the tablet of the hidden truth. After that head towards north until you find a polar bear and offer him the jaw of a killer whale, preferably with one or two penguins.
He will give you a paper with the map to the hidden pit of doom.





There talk to the devil and ask him why he never asked god if he could go back upstairs and wash the dirty laundry.
His answer will give you a clue about the truth of the universe, and therefore you will know all the answers and be able to find the place.

or...

you could simply go

The Bakery Ukay Heights
Located at No. 1 Jalan Chong Khoon Lim (off Jalan Kerja Ayer Lama) Ampang Jaya,
Ampang Phone: 03-4260 1606







but thats a bit risky, if i were you i would go with the polar bear.

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4 comments

Haha the wicked master
Mathieu Sardou

March 22, 2009 at 9:24 AM

man, you cracked me up ; good one ;)

March 22, 2009 at 11:50 AM

Though i really want to be friend with a polar bear, but i'd never offer a killer whale's jaw and peguins to it... But anyway, i don't have to go through all the trouble, cuz Ampang Jaya is quite near to my house... Haha.

Yea, you crack me up real good too!

March 22, 2009 at 10:54 PM

fei,
go in the morning, you can have breakfast among all mat sallehs, outside, in a bit of the sun.
the boss is French and his wife English.

March 23, 2009 at 7:40 AM

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